“Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.” ~Jim Gaffigan

 

 

“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece.”

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